I'm Definitely Going To Hell

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(via lucylovesthellamas)

“Common threads amongst homophobes: one is that you choose to be gay, the second one is “All gay people are recruiting others to be gay”, and the third is that they are exactly the same as pedophiles, that there’s no difference”

(Source: 3swallows, via thegirlinthenirvanatop)

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strangeasanjles:

are you fucking serious right now

(Source: neology, via lucylovesthellamas)

bigasseyesfullawonder:

things my grandchildren are going to hear me say

• yo
• lil nigga
• chicken nugger
• swiggity swag what’s in the bag
• bitch i might be
• holla holla get dolla
• swaggy
• bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
• ding dong that is wrong

things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say

• yo
• lil nigga
• chicken nugger
• swiggity swag what’s in the bag
• bitch i might be
• holla holla get dolla
• swaggy
• bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
• ding dong that is wrong

(via lucylovesthellamas)

mcporno:

keep your eyes peeled

(via whenthegloryfades)

squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

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jourdonnais:

people-should-all-be-onions:

mydarlingangelgabriel:

Snape, ^{Snape, _{Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE}}

#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post

#the worst part is that this post is entirely inaccurate

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realitybl0ws:

heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store

(via thegirlinthenirvanatop)

haemus:

skittlesndrpepper:

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.

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sunrise-surf:

i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view

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charlamagnethagod:

The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school

(Source: sidnugget, via onereasontostaypositive)